Best Investment of 2017

Interest rates have been modest as of late no longer can you buy CDs at your bank with a 5% return. Savings accounts are a joke sometimes they will give you 50 cents if you give them a hundred bucks for the year. Lastly the stock market, wow only 40 out of 100 people ever make any money in it, so where is the best bang for your buck? Now, not for the first time only, you can lend money to God. Unbelievable but true, one of our analysts was reading through the Manual and found in section 19 article 17 of Sol's work and was reminded of this action. Amazing. The returns are guaranteed to out perform the banks. Not only that God said he was offering pure gold at affordable prices, He stated that He will work with any amount of funding that you have available. (He even works with pocket change) You are guaranteed phenomenal interest rates, a complete insurance package, a new social club, etc... what are you waiting for, invest.